This article is classified "Fictional"
In the universe, there are several things that are considered Recreational
Impossibilities (depending on your species of course) that people try doing
to relive their boredom. If you are one of those rich kids who are tired of
doing silly things such as being a teaser, here's something new.
These listings are in the Guide somewhere, so don't panic.
1. Flying - one of the most popular Recreational Impossibilities.
2. Walking Through Mountains - Now this is a hard one. But look it
up anyway.
3. Trying To Get The Brantisvogan Civil Service To Acknowledge A
Change of Address - Boffo
4. Learning To Play The Octaventral Heebiephone - Since this is
only possible if you have eight mouths, a pleasantly futile
task.
5. Surviving Within A Five-Mile Radius Of A Disaster Area Concert
- see Disaster Area
6. Reading Vogon Poetry Without Going Mad - Hoo boy. See poetry.
7. Surviving A Whelk's Chance In A Supernova - Don't mind the
Whelk.
8. Learning All The Languages In The Galaxy - Listen up you
immortals! Here's something to get your mind off things.
9. Trying To Become Immortal - Many people have ended up looking
very silly, or very dead, or both, trying this. See Immortals.
10. Figuring Out The Question To The Answer To Life The Universe
And Everything - good luck!
11. Trying To Pay With An American Express Card - Don't try this in
the Old Pink Dog bar.
12. Surviving Any Of The Above - Don't ask why, but if you are
bored, anything will do.